Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt