Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

What do you call a wizard holding a teacup?

A saucer-er!

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station?

They were scared of sparks flying.

What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers