Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

Wizard Jokes More Wizard Jokes

What do you call a wizard who loves being on busy trams?

Harry Frotteur

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Kiss Jokes More Kiss Jokes

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

What do men and beer bottles have in common?

They are both empty from the neck up.

Neckromancer Jokes More Neckromancer Jokes

What do you call someone who raises the dead by giving them hickeys?

A Neckromancer

Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers