What do you call someone who talks on their phone during dinner?

Cellfcentered

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why couldn't Biggy or Tupac ever get decent internet on their phones?

They were just 2G's

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

How does Alfred call batman for dinner?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner batman!

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.