Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

How does Kylo Ren talk on the phone?

A Hans free device

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Why is there no phone books in china?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.