Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

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Why don't call centers hire alligators?

They can't croco-dial the phones.

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book?

Cause they all have phones!