A dun-GIN keeper. Edit: You have my permission to post this on r/dadjokes
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
Because it was A Minor.
A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!
