How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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Why does the hobo only drink coffee?

Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

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What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

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How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso