What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day?

Tree O'clock!

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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Why is physics inherently racist?

There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.

Why don't biology and physics get on?

They lack chemistry.