What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"?

Because everything is a steal.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

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Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

Why do Physics and Biology teachers never get along?

Because they have no chemistry