What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How do people see so much on internet these days?

They put on the Google!

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Because they both drove Edgar Allen Poe straight into the grave.

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.