What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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How do you know Kurt Cobain didn't have dandruff?

A bit of his head and shoulders were found behind the couch.

How do you catch an orange elephant?

I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant.

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What is the name of your Russian coworker you see the next day?

C. U. Tomorov

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Why do women have short feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink

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What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Grave Jokes More Grave Jokes

How to Ethiopians celebrate their child's first birthday?

A: They place flowers on the grave.

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.