Dad Joke Jokes

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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What do you call a dad joke in Jamaica?

Dreadful.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why couldn't Mark think of a dad joke?

Mark is black.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

Where do Polar Bears keep their money?

In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke LOL

What do you call a guy who likes telling "dad jokes"?

A "groan" man...

What's the difference between Bad Jokes and Dad Jokes?

One starts with B and the otber starts with D

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

What's the best part about living in a black family?

You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent.

Why are “Dad Jokes” so good?

Because the punchline is apparent.

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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What do you call a 12 year old protein?

A pretein

What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

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How do two black boards settle their dispute?

They chalk it out

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why do hurricanes have women name?

Because they take away your house, your car, your furniture and everything you have.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and the iPhone 4s?

There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

Whats the difference between a midget and a bigot?

One is small and the Other is small minded!