Brownian Motion
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
One is relevant and can get you a job. The other you went to university for.
They lack chemistry.
What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech? Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
STUPID AMERICAN!
Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.
Because they have no chemistry
There's only two types of bodies: the free body and the black body.
Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.
Cause the system is broke, yo.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
The pencil has a point
The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.
What do women and computers have in common? You don't appreciate them until they go down on you.
Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
They can't-elope.
Because they don't like Nice people.
Because love means nothing to them.
He experiences culture shock.
Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.
He's got somebody else's back, he could probably handle yours.
She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course
she texted both the guys simultaneously.
He was kinda flakey
He didn't *urn* his degree.
Their Master's.
