What do you call the girls who outrun me?

Virgins.

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Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

How many sperm cells do virgins have at any given time?

Ohh.. About a handful.

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What do guys like but are afraid of?

Girls

What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

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What do you call a Targaryen girl who can outrun her brothers?

A virgin.

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."