What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between walking a dog in America and China?

The spelling.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

What is the difference between a girl in a church, and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Pool Table Jokes More Pool Table Jokes

How do you know when you're in a true, tough lesbian bar?

Even the pool tables have no balls

Why is a pool table green?

Well you'd be green too if someone racked your balls.