What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian?

One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke.

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Nerdy Digger Jokes More Nerdy Digger Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist?

One is a nerdy digger.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.