What do you call the retarded guy that follows the band around?

The Drummer

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

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Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it