Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.
You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.
The bear maximum
Because he brought his own drumsticks
Moody Blues
to get to the other side.
Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.
A drummer...
A: The knocking always speeds up.
You can't tuna fish.
A turkey.
Because why emcee, eh
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
