Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What's the name of the Russian Bee Gees cover band?

KGBGs

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What does a suburban neighbourhood do if there's a blackout?

They lock their doors and windows.

Why do gingers get sunburned so easily?

It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer?

a pizza can feed a family of four

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

Why did the Canadian DJ turn down a gig at a local gym?

Because why MC, eh

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.