Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why cant asians drive?

Because cars takes you from A to B

What do you say when a singer/songwriter poops on your car?

CELINE WUT R U DION

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

What band performed at the Jefferson memorial?

Nickelback

What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

Why does Yasuo never get locked out?

Because he always "hasaki!"

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Gig Jokes More Gig Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!