How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it