How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What do you call 2 metalheads falling in love?

A match maiden heaven

Why did Susie fall off the swing?

2 - Because she had no arms 1 - Knock Knock 2 - Who's there 1 - Not Susie

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call it when a bunch of druggies talk to each other?

Joint-Discussion

How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

What do you call a musician's best friend?

A drummer...

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

Neil Peart Jokes More Neil Peart Jokes

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...