Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What do you call a chicken going to the moon?

Apollo 11

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Band Jokes More Band Jokes

Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What should we call our band?

Ponies! -Dude, we're a heavy metal band. -Satanic ponies!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!