What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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What do you call a shoe with no grip?

A slipper. (Made this up today, but almost definitely will have been made up before by someone else)

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.