What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

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What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about?

Calculus

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

How do you keep an idiot with RES busy?

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Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples