Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Who wears a toga and a face mask?

The Roman Umpire.

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Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

A: They're too hard to peel.