What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What kind of cheese is best to watch Lost with?

Smoked Muenster.

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor