What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

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What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

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What did the field say to the farmer?

Plow Me!

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom