What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.