What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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Why do ecologists like lepers?

Because they're biodegradable!

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How do you make soup from a computer?

It's easy just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.