What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool