What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

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What's the fastest way to heaven?

It depends on the flight delays.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.