What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

Why don't skeletons go to the Veterans Day parade?

Because they don't have anybody to go with.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What's the fastest way to lose a few pounds?

Exit the European Union.

What was Roe v. Wade really about?

The fastest way to get across a river.

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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel