Then I frown & order the soup.
because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out
Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.
If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot
I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"
Nothing. They are free of charge!
I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Then, fart.
Mr. Salad asks. She replies, "It doesn't matter to me, just be well dressed."
Because it saw the salad dressing
Linoleum blownapart.
Tosses them off.
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
Because one more would be too farty.
He was having his mid life crisis!
If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
