Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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Why do 2 bit gamblers never win at blackjack ?

Because they can only count to 3.

Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.