Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Why didn't the paraplegic look in the mirror?

He couldn't stand to see himself like that.

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How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?

It only taek won do change a lightbulb.

Why do Australians always win 4D chess?

Double check, mate