How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the newsletter say to the other newsletter when he asked for help?

Bro sure!

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

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What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

What happens when you combine TNT with a hard drive?

It gets blown to

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.