How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Expect Jokes More Expect Jokes

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Tnt Jokes More Tnt Jokes

What should TNT host?

League of Legends. Because they know drama.

Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

Kaiser Jokes More Kaiser Jokes

What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

Gluten tag*

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.