What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

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Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

What do you take for it?

She says, "Pepper."