Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a mummy ?

Something you wouldn't want to unwrap !

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

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How did Mr Cheese paint his wife?

He Double Gloucester.

Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "