Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans