What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5?

Because it was pi-rated.

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She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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the guy likes his power chords too much.

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They have toots in common.

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I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

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Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.