What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

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Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF ) His thighs were burning too bad.

What do you call a cross between two KKK members?

Burning

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

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What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

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How do you pay for incense?

In cents

Why was the skunk angry?

He was incensed!

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time