Spray Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What did the priest say when watering his garden?

Let us spray.

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts?

It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

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Why don't women fart?

They can't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common?

They both crumble under pressure

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What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

1949 Jokes More 1949 Jokes

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

Why is there so little Black literature?

Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949.

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Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What do you prefer, flat or sparkling?

Him: Water Me: No, my personality.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.