What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

What do you call a Chinese guy when he's laughing?

Lmao