What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Reality Jokes More Reality Jokes

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

Noah Ark Jokes More Noah Ark Jokes

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !