What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

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What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

How do you think bus driver interviews go?

Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!

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What type of people can you not stand?

People in wheelchairs

What type of veteran is he?

A seasoned veteran.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

Where did Noah keep his bees?

In the ark hives

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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

What type of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!