What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.