What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!