What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

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What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

Pan Jokes More Pan Jokes

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Why are so many racist jokes about black people?

Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out.

Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!