What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

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How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?

You use a pumpkin patch.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

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What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

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What is Fonzi's favorite letter of the alphabet?

F", for Fonzi. Duh.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..