What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)