What do you do, if you're jerking off when you're meant to do something else but you're putting it off?

Procrasturbation.

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What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What letter should you avoid?

The letter A because it makes men mean.

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Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens?

Because they're jerks.

What do you call a jerking off well-endowed midget?

A huge short coming.