What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

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School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why does pokemon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

Haunt Jokes More Haunt Jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

What do you call a group of goose haunting you?

A poltergeest

Principal Jokes More Principal Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What's the definition of a school report?

A poison pen letter from the principal.

School Spirit Jokes More School Spirit Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.