What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Dustin.

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They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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Adolf ball hit me in the mouth !

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

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A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking