What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

What did the man say to the bee who wanted to learn the alphabet?

Nothing lmao bees cant learn.

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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What do you get when you put a tomato in your mothers shoe?

A spanking

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you