Because it was a noble gas
They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.
A private tutor
He was a lion.
Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
Because it's a noble gas.
The noble gases, because they can't form bonds
Smells like teen spirit.
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
