What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is?

You use an o-silly-scope!

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!