What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."

What did the radiographer call her daughter?

Imogen

Plow Jokes More Plow Jokes

What do your sister and snow have in common?

I plow both.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.