What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

How do you know if a Korean gang robbed your house?

Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter?

Annie Mae

What do you call a dead skunk?

A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway