What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

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Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Driveway Jokes More Driveway Jokes

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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Why are your nails painted two different colors?

Daughter: Dad. It's an accent color. Dad: ... Dad: Can I hear it

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway