Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"