Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

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What beer goes best with pizza?

Pepper-Peroni

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

Why do so many people like hanging out with Mr. Mushroom?

Because he's a Fungi!

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What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.