What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

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What do you get when your cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Ell if I know!

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What does someone have if they laugh at other people's eyes?

Aqueous humour.

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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What has TWO wings, and ONE arrow?

A Chinese telephone. Wing wing. Arrow?

What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.