What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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What's the difference between white students and black students?

Black students bring the gun to school. White kids use it at school.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.