Whats the most addictive drug you can formulate out of a piece of the human body?

Hairoin

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Whats another meaning for a women?

Finger puppet

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook?

She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one piece.

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What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.