Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

How could I forget, mate?

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Why did the young Greek boy run away from home?

A: He was not being reared right!

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How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

A: God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.

Voltage Jokes More Voltage Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What did the memory say to the processor?

If you apply a voltage to me, I'm going to flip a bit!