What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.

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What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

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Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

How long does it take for a black woman to take the trash out?

9 months

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.