Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

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What can a yakuza do for living when he doesn't want to hurt people?

tattoo master

Why does Bono never get any mail?

He lives on a street with no name.

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What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl?

This is unacceptable.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

Why don't taxi drivers talk to each other?

They already know everything.

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field