What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.