What do you do to a chemist after they're dead?

you barium

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Why do Chemists have so much debt?

Because they have so much Antimony!

What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

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What do you do when a Chemist dies?

You Barium.

Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!