What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What's the one thing pacifism and Hinduism have in common?

Those who practice them don't want any beef with people.

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Who circles a dying gost in the desert?

ghost buzzards

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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What do you do with dead atoms?

Barium

What do you do with a dead scientist?

Barium