What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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Why are Curium, Helium, and Barium the medical elements?

A: Because if you can't Curium or Helium them, you Barium!

What do you do with dead chemists?

Barium