What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..

Why can't you find good quality clothing on the Iron Islands?

They do not sew

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What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium

What is an Undertaker's favorite element?

Barium.